I'd rather...

Me-"Okay, what should I do today?"
Friend-"Write"
Me-"I think I'll play video games"
Friend-"Go write, or I'll destroy all the sugar in your house."
Me-"*gasp*! That reminds me, I need to buy more sugar!"
Friend-"Arrh."
Me-"Maybe I'll watch TV"
Friend-"Write!"
Me-"Uhhh..."
Friend-"Now"
Me-"Never!"
I run away.
Procrastination... A terrible disease cured only by a friend slapping you with a soggy noodle. For three hours. Don't do it! It's bad for you're health!
I'd rather watch TV.